WARNING
THESE ARE MY OPINIONS.


I DON"T EXIST TO MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS OR JUSTIFY WHAT I CARE ABOUT.

JASON GRATL IS MY LAWYER, and will accept service of any legal documents on my behalf.
All lawyers are not created equal. http://www.gratlpurtzki.com/
Gratl Purtzki
302-560 Beatty St.
Vancouver, BC V6B 2L3
Phone: 604 694 1919
Fax: 604 608 1919


We're All in Good Hands. No Need To Worry About Anything

JUST KEEP PRAYING.  IT'S WORKED SO FAR.....RIGHT?

IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT....
.....IT WAS HIS WILL.
If you believe this bullshit, then stop your crying when tragedy strikes.  You're not to question his will or ask why - just accept it and shut up.  It's his will people suffer, so go ahead and praise the being that you've been conditioned to believe in.  Jesus, Santa, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, Devil.  Lie to your kids when they're young.  Punish them when they lie.  Teach them lies are perfectly okay and necessary when dealing with others.  By the teens you will have it perfected.  They will be prepared to go out and lie with a straight face and deceive to the best of their ability without a conscience.   They will have a happy healthy future.
A job well done.



CONTINUE TO PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING YOU AREN'T
AND THOSE AROUND YOU WILL PRETEND TO BELIEVE YOU.

HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA

Crafty Union Bay Elf

An unknown crafty elf has visited the "Face" area leaving a bag of Christmas cheer for our furry friends and a lovely decoration.

Very nice.  Woof.





Does your local government know what a lie is?
"To lie is to intentionally mislead others when they expect honest communication."

Sam Harris, author "Lying"




for you morons